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(Sorry these are have a lot of background noise... that's what happens when you record from the TV.)

~ What's the idea, banging on the door like that? Waking up half the neighbourhood! What's the matter with you?...
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Cadillac Man

~ ... two his children and three our kids...
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Musix Box

~ Long monologue
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Putney Swope

~ ...I am not like... washing windows... I am more like secretary in an old-fashioned way.
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Rude Awakening

You see, with this commerical, I was going for an artistic thing. A world where there are no bells. Where bells are an intrusion to the visual, see? A world where a person can be wearing white and then zim zim zim they're wearing art.
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Running on Empty

... Mr. Nanfeild.. You are very talented, you know>
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Sex and the City

~ In other words, ladies, to drive your man crazy.
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~ So, without further delay, let me introduce my husband: Dr, Rrrrronnie Shapiro!
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Xxxtasy: Two Days In The Life Of A Saint

~ No, no you've got it wrong... She did not say 'Shirley McLean.' When that lady stopped me she said 'Lady... you are a dead-ringer for Vivian Leigh.' VIVIAN LEIGH. That's what she said.
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~ Yes, I am an actress... I play... right now, here... on Broadway. Not far anyway...
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~ You are such a crazy kid but you are so sweet to me.
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~ Don't you enjoy a good thing when you see it, stupid?
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~ I don't want realism. I want magic.
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~ To California my dear Paul - as in the conversion of - where it's warm and nice...
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~ You want me to JUMP into that... that is cold and dirty water. I'm not jumping into that!
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